Hedonism II Room Types
Hedonism II Room Types
**Planning Your Hedonism II Adventure**
Thinking about a trip to Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica—but not sure which room is actually worth it? You’re not alone. At Hedo, a higher price tag doesn’t always mean a better room. That’s why we’ve put together a property map, photos of the rooms, and some honest, firsthand insight on what you’re really getting (and whether it’s worth the upgrade).
Here’s the deal: almost every room at Hedonism II is roughly the same size. You’ll find a few differences—sinks, layout, or proximity to the nude pool—but don’t expect a palace. Despite the premium pricing, it’s more “fun and flirty three-star” than “luxury five-star.” Think less marble and champagne… more mirrors and mojitos.
That said, nobody books Hedo for thread count or fine dining. What makes this place legendary is the energy—the freedom, the people, and yes, the constant potential for wild, sexy adventures. You can show up any week of the year and have a solid chance at making new friends, flirty memories, or full-blown stories you can’t post on Facebook. Just bring your charm, your confidence, and a lot of sunscreen—you won’t be wearing much else.
Teal Rooms on the Map.
The Famous Garden View Regular (years ago it was Garden View Prude) —Hedonism’s version of “classic comfort” on the clothing-optional side. You get a nice view of the gardens and the bustling common areas—perfect for a little people-watching (or people-not-wearing-much-watching).
Some of these rooms are actually gems, especially the ones near Pastafari. They’re all pretty much mirror images of each other—left, right, same-same—but two of them break the mold by swapping out the window seat for an extra bed. So if you’re bringing a third person (or just optimistic about your vacation plans), those are the ones to aim for.
Simple, classic, and just close enough to the action to hear the fun—but far enough away that you can still get some sleep… well except on glow night when the party is around the main pool...that night it may feel like the party is in your room until around 2am.
Dark Blue Rooms on the Map.
The Ocean View Regular—because sometimes you just want to wake up and pretend you’re on a cruise ship without ever leaving land. These classic rooms sit on the clothing-optional side and technically have a view of the Caribbean… assuming the trees haven’t decided to grow extra tall this year.
Now, a heads-up: some of these rooms are way down the beach. We’re talking “so far you might accidentally wander into Sandals and get arrested for being topless” far. Sandals property is basically a few feet away. They’re basically the same as the other classic rooms, just with a little more cardio built in.
But if you want the ocean view experience without paying premium prices—and don’t mind a few extra steps to the party—this is your spot. Just remember: “ocean view” doesn’t always mean “ocean visible.”
Purple Rooms on the Map
Garden View Nude Extra
This little block of rooms sits right in front of the Hedonism Spa—hence the name "Spa Rooms" we use a lot, because “Rooms in Front of the Spa” just doesn’t sound sexy enough. The place got such a nice facelift that it earned a promotion, a new title and of course some extra cost per night.
For us, it’s the sweet spot of convenience—steps from the dining rooms, the nude pool, and the dive shack. Technically it’s on the nude side, but barely. You could almost claim to be “clothing-optional adjacent.”
Bonus points: besides the premium rooms, these are the only ones with two sinks—because apparently Hedonism knows that couples shouldn’t have to fight over mirror time. The rooms are also about eight square feet bigger thanks to the remodeled building’s new layout, giving you extra space for… whatever activities come naturally.
As for the “garden view,” well, let’s just say it’s more “industrial chic.” You’ll get a peek at the Ocean View Nude rooms and a spectacular panorama of rooftop clutter. Yes, really—nothing says “tropical paradise” like a tangle of pipes and vents.
Dark Blue Rooms on the Map.
If you’ve dreamed of having your own Jacuzzi at Hedonism II—but don’t want to sell a kidney or make two car payments a day to afford it—this is your sweet spot. These rare gems are few and far between, so if you see one available, grab it faster than lube at an orgy.
It’s basically a classic room on the clothing-optional side with a peek at the Caribbean and a private outdoor Jacuzzi. And we say “private” loosely—because let’s be honest, once the bubbles start and the rum kicks in, “private” often turns into “group therapy, Hedo-style.”
Same cozy size, same Hedo charm—just with jets, bubbles, and a higher chance of naked introductions.
Gray Rooms on the Map
Premium Rooms — Where Hedo Gets a Little Fancy
We’ve got a soft spot for these rooms—but fair warning, your wallet might not. They’re definitely on the pricier side, but you do get a few upgrades that make you feel like you accidentally booked a five-star resort (for about five minutes).
The bathrooms are enormous—two sinks and a shower big enough for four people, or you your wife and a unicorn. It's Hedo lets make some memories. The minibar comes stocked, and you can even customize it a bit. They’ll also toss in a bottle of your choice for some in-room “mixology.”
Breakfast? Delivered right to your room—complete with menu items that don’t show up at the buffet. You can dine out on your balcony, which now features comfy seating and a bed-style lounger perfect for, well, whatever you two (or three) have in mind.
And the best part? Every room is on the second floor—so you can enjoy your evening breeze, your bubbles, and your balcony antics without getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Yellow Rooms on the Map
Ocean and a private balcony or patio Premium Suite on the Nude side of the resort with a view of the forest, not really a garden all of these rooms. These rooms are in what is call the H-Block and near the back of that block as well so not as near the nude pool as you would think. As far as we know there are only two of these on the property. Looks the same right? Yep just on the nude side.
Ah yes—the unicorn of Hedonism rooms. These beauties are so exclusive you can’t even book them online; someone has to *actually* pick up the phone and call. We can do it for you, but fair warning—availability is as elusive as modesty at the nude pool.
These rooms are the CFO’s favorite, mostly because every time one is booked, her quarterly bonus gets a little sexier. They’re not inexpensive—let’s just say your credit card might even blush—but they’re prime real estate: steps from the nude pool with front-row views of the nude beach and all its glorious natural scenery.
Each room comes with the premium perks: a stocked minibar, breakfast room service, and a bathroom big enough for bad decisions. The outdoor Jacuzzi is technically “for four,” but let’s be honest, six or eight can fit if everyone’s friendly. Sure, it eats up most of your deck space—but who’s counting square footage when you’re bubbling with new friends with the ocean breeze blowing in your face, while you are getting....blo...oh well you understand.?
If you’re ready to go all-in and trade three weeks of “regular world” vacations for one epic, no-regrets Hedonism experience—this is your room. Just don’t forget to wave to the CFO while you’re soaking.
All Premium Rooms share this upgraded bathroom design—bigger, brighter, and built for couples who pack like they’re moving in. The expanded layout makes room for two sinks (so no more elbow wars) and a spacious shower that can comfortably fit a small party—purely hypothetical, of course.
No tubs here—unless you count the outdoor Jacuzzis on the deck. Inside, you’ll find a rainfall shower and a handheld one for when you want to get creative. It’s sleek, functional, and loaded with counter space—perfect for you and your partner to immediately cover in toiletries, makeup, sunscreen, and whatever accessories you swore you’d keep organized.
Oh, and take note of the two toilet paper rolls thoughtfully stocked. Hedonism clearly knows its guests: between the buffet, the booze, and the late-night adventures, you’ll appreciate the foresight.
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