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Celebrity Summit 2027 Bliss Cruise
February 24 - 28, 2027
Tamp, FL | Sea Day | Cozumel | Sea Day | Tampa, FL
5 Days of Naughty Nautical Bliss – From Tampa!
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Grab your partner, your SPF 50, and maybe leave your modesty back at the port—because Bliss Cruise is setting sail in February 2027!
We’re talking four wild nights aboard the Celebrity Summit: clothing-optional decks, cheeky poolside games, steamy workshops, and playtime that starts with a wink and ends with... well, let’s just say it ends late.
We’ll hit Cozumel for some sun, tequila, and maybe a little harmless ruin—historic or otherwise. Then it’s back to the ship for gourmet dinners, laugh-out-loud shows, and nightlife that makes Vegas look like a retirement community.
It’s couples-only. It’s adults-only. It’s your chance to let loose, dress less, and say yes to adventure.
Basically, it’s spring break with better wine and fewer regrets.
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Roatan Jan 2026
Dive, Stay and Play!
Jan 25–31, 2026 | Splash Inn, Roatan | From $1544 pp (dbl occ)
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Strap on your fins and prepare for 17 dives, questionable decisions, and no buffet lines. It’s Hugh and Judy’s underwater adventure—and yes, somehow they talked a real resort into hosting us.
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What’s Included (besides our bad influence):
Airport transfers – You land, we grab you. VIP style.
6 Days of diving (17 total!) – You’ll need more fingers to count.
Your own room – No random roommates or shared bathrooms. Unless you want that.
All à la carte meals – Real menus. Real food. Real tight wetsuits.
Some booze – Enough to get fun, not sued.
Late-night laughter & potential bed-hopping (fully optional, consensual, and fun).
FREE Certification Training!
Not certified? We’ll fix that in 2–3 days.
Already certified? Get your Advanced or Rescue Diver—also FREE. Impress your friends. Save your buddies. Look awesome.
Why?
Because the ocean is deep, life is short, and this trip will make your cheeks hurt from grinning and your liver question your choices.
Ready?
Let’s make bubbles.
Let’s make memories.
Let’s make new, lifetime friends.
Message us to grab your spot—before your dive gear gets dusty and your FOMO kicks in.
Celebrity Silhouette
Bliss Cruise
April 18 - 24, 2027
Fort Lauderdale - Sea Day - Cabo Rojo, Dominican Republic - Sea Day - Labadee, Haiti - Sea Day - Fort Lauderdale
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Dust off your feathered boa, tighten that banana hammock, and get ready to sail into a week of sun-soaked mischief where the only thing more optional than clothing is self-control.
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You’ll board the gorgeous Celebrity Silhouette in Fort Lauderdale—steel drums playing, drinks flowing, and the SPF flying fast and loose. By day, dive into pool games that may involve inflatable toys with questionable intentions, workshops that are as spicy as they are enlightening, and meet & greets where “clothing optional” is more of a lifestyle than a guideline.
And then there are the ports—Cabo Rojo and Labadee—picture-perfect tropical escapes where you can hike, swim, explore, or just try to remember everyone’s names from the night before. Gorgeous beaches, vibrant culture, and enough adventure to make you wish you'd brought a third person for the cabin... or maybe you're glad you didn’t?
Evenings turn up the heat: indulge in decadent dinners, enjoy dazzling shows (pants not guaranteed), and party like it’s 1979 at themed events that make Studio 54 look like amateur hour. And when the stars come out, let’s just say the real fun might not be listed on the itinerary.
